he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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