I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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