ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Is Oprah even human
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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