Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I fill condoms, not promises.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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