the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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