I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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