The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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