its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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