bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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