Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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