yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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