HIV tests are more positive than that guy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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