so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm really busy with my period
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