nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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