That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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