Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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