Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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