Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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