she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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