What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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