Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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