So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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