I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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