I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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