eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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