lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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