I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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