I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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