I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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