What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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