I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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