just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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