He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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