Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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