I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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