Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Randomize