Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Shame - the story of my life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize