Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just googled if crying burns calories
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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