She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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