he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize