Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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