I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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