My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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