She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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