so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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