I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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