How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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