can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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