Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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