So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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